Tuesday, March 19, 2013

16 and Pregnant

Alright, let's talk about the show "16 and Pregnant." I don't know, or really care about anyone else's opinion on this...but the girls on this show make me want to slap them so hard in the face that they have a permanent etching of my pretty little hand on their cheek for the rest of their lives.

Let's talk about it. 

As a girl who can't get pregnant-it drives me insane to watch 16 and pregnant...but it's like I can't turn away... It's just there...on repeat...for hours. And this is what I hear in every episode: "OMG. MY LIFE IS OVER WAHHHH!!!" oh, and the "I'm gonna miss out on everything!!" and let's not forget "Why are people staring at me? I hate when people judge me! I'm so fat. I hate this. This sucks. My life sucks. My boyfriend sucks. Everything sucks." 

Well....first of all, ladies...where I come from- girls save their virginity for marriage. Now, I realize I'm a rare bird in staying a virgin. But it has so many benefits. No STD scares, or prego scares, and no awkward first times. Anyways. Second of all-YOU CALLED MTV. Buncha dumb bitches. If you think it sucks to have people stare at you in your high school...just wait until the entire college population of America is watching you during an MTV 16 and pregnant marathon. Trust me...they are judging you. In fact, there are drinking games that they play that revolve solely around judging you. Thirdly-and this pisses me off more than I can probably ever explain: the girls keep saying how their lives are over, and all the things they're going to miss out on, and how they won't get to "party in college." Alright. Really? Let me make this real simple. Your life is not over-it's just getting started. Ya know what you're missing out on? Trivial shit. Ya know what you're getting? A child. The best gift there possibly could ever be. Be grateful you can have children. There are plenty of women who would gladly give up on everything you're missing and more to be having a child. And my favorite...COLLEGE IS HARD, DIP SHIT. 

That's the rant for the day. 

Enjoy.



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