I always expected my friends to turn gay...but I promise I didn't think my friends would become lesbians.

Sometime in January one my best friends, Kelsey told me she cheated on her boyfriend...with my suitemate...who's a girl.

There was all sorts of drama surrounding all of the craziness. Kelsey fell in love with Megan. But Kelsey has known Megan for years. They were best friends in high school, but had a falling out when Megan dated her first girlfriend. When Megan re-entered the picture she fucked with Kelsey's head, and started running around with other girls. Well, Kelsey went about getting back at Megan the wrong way, by still hanging out with Megan's sister and her girlfriend. (Yeah, Megan's sister, Monica, is also a lesbian.) Thus began my introduction to the entire LGBT community of my university. Well, all of that is over now, and Kelsey and Megan are together. 

YAY FOR GAY

So now! It's all one big gay party...so much so...I'm getting a little concerned. Kelsey and Jessica and I used to be attatched at the hip...but now that Kelsey spends all of her time with Megan, Jessica and I are left kind of out to dry. Not to mention, the only people we party with anymore....ARE LESBIANS. I love the lesbians dearly...but I don't have plans to live alone for the rest of my life...and at this rate...I ain't never gettin married. My poor mama is convinced I'm a lesbian...but let me tell ya: I LOVE MEN.

I love the way they walk, the way they talk, the way they smell, everything. I love men. It might even be a problem...

And now that all my friends are gay...I have the best gay-dar ever. It's the best. I can smell em a mile away.

Not to mention the fact that Megan lives with me and I have to hear all about her and Kelseys nasty nasty...

The above meme really has nothing to do with this post, but I just love it.

I love my little bunch of gay freaks...but I have got to find a boyfriend.